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Post by morty on Nov 2, 2015 19:58:14 GMT
I am 9,023 years old. I come from my planet Mortalious in the vermatious galaxy. These "Russians" perfected space travel and found my planet where I ruled happily and humbly. They landed and started murdering my people while yelling "WHERE IS THE WODKA." I could not stop them. They had advanced projectile weaponry. I had to flee. That's when I found earth. I have been living here since. It is a sad story...
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Post by AlexonTuktuk on Nov 2, 2015 21:23:28 GMT
I am 1355555555 ticks old
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Post by Kimz-A-Unicorn on Nov 3, 2015 2:58:20 GMT
You guys are crazy!
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Post by morty on Nov 3, 2015 3:04:59 GMT
Indeed. Puny earthling.
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Post by Kimz-A-Unicorn on Nov 3, 2015 3:27:31 GMT
Morty I've said it once I'll say it again...I am a unicorn I am not of this earth or even this realm....also I poop rainbows  |
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Post by Kimz-A-Unicorn on Nov 3, 2015 4:37:20 GMT
 In other news I was really a unicorn guys ^.^ |
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Post by AlexonTuktuk on Nov 3, 2015 4:51:53 GMT
Man you look horny. I MEAN HORNISH HORNISH, YA KNOW? CAUSE SHE A UNICORN..right guys? Guys? ;-;
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Post by Kimz-A-Unicorn on Nov 3, 2015 5:10:28 GMT
Tuktuk...really...really... -____-
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Post by AlexonTuktuk on Nov 3, 2015 12:54:13 GMT
hornish...
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Post by Kimz-A-Unicorn on Nov 3, 2015 22:15:18 GMT
REALLY!?
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Post by AlexonTuktuk on Nov 3, 2015 22:58:34 GMT
Really hornish?
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Post by Gho on Nov 4, 2015 0:01:54 GMT
That was disturbing Alex. |
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Post by AlexonTuktuk on Nov 4, 2015 0:02:07 GMT
Super hornish?
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Post by Gho on Nov 4, 2015 0:04:32 GMT
Indeed. Puny earthling. Last time i checked, you galaxy was completely annihilated and erased from existence by Alex's Volcanic Anus Explosion. Is this not correct? |
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Post by AlexonTuktuk on Nov 4, 2015 0:22:07 GMT
"galaxy was completely annihilated and erased from existence by Alex's Kim's Volcanic Anus Explosion."
Gho was so big that matter expanded faster than gravity itself pulling apart every atom in his universe and the atoms will never be able to connect again because gravity is obsolete. His universe becomes flying lonely atoms drifting about, the carbon, oxygen and Gho are lonely.
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